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The residences of all faceless dogs are what the real estate people refer to as "Tract" homes. "Tract" means To Rip-off All Common Tenants. No matter where anyone lives, the dwelling that person lives in is largely paid for by the sale of Tract homes to faceless dogs.
Foolish dogs and dopey dogs live in run down apartments and raunchy flats. Faceless dogs would rather be content than rich and stressed, so they never occupy fancy estates or expensive mansions of top dogs and snobbish dogs. |
It's all based on the unwritten privacy law of the land which requires everyone be provided with a place to "....ate" (i.e., defecate, urinate, masturbate, fornicate and procreate) in private. Regardless of location or cost, the dwellings that provide "...ating" in private are mostly paid for by faceless dogs through the purchase of Tract homes. The Universal Residence & Resident Appraiser illustrates how all housing for private ...ating is distributed among the constituents of our society. |
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From the construction and sale of billions of tract homes, top dogs and snobbish dogs amass the fortunes they need to "...ate" in their private mansions and estates.
The extremely lucrative Building, Selling, Banking, and Insuring of Tract homes force top dogs and snobbish dogs to invest in run-down apartments as tax shelters. Run-down apartments are excellent tax shelters because when rented to frivolous foolish dogs, the repair bills just to keep them standing always outnumber rent receipts at least five to one. And on April 15th, repair bills reduce tax bills. To prevent the irresponsible dopey dogs from "...ating" in public the government provides raunchy flats for them. |
Dopey dogs must be worth nothing when they apply for raunchy flats and promise to stay worthless throughout their tenancy. The cost of raunchy flats is paid for by the taxes on Tract homes of faceless dogs.
Only because the responsible faceless dog gladly overpays for his tract home, the top dogs, snobbish dogs and governments involved in building, banking, selling, insuring, and tax collecting are able to accommodate the private "...ating" of the entire society. Thanks to faceless dogs and their relentless quest for Tract homes, most of us will never need to intentionally endure the shame and ridicule of."...ating" in public. |